What's more swoon-worthy than a playmate who's got great bedside manners? A trail of rose petals, breakfast in bed, a thoughtful selection of vibrators-- some spicy encounters stand out because their hedonistic hosts went all-out for your pleasure. Let's indulge in decadent drinks, luscious nibbles, gorgeous company, and stories of full-service sexcapades.

This month, our theme is “HOTspitality” because Diva is a big nerd and September 22nd is Hobbit Day. Did you make your lust connection at the orgy's all-important potluck table? What happened when your candlelight dinner became a wax scene? Did your hookup have a BJ mint ready on your pillow? Inspire us with your stories of being pampered and indulged by the lover who lavished you with sensory excess.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth!)

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who want to give you a lusty welcome. We've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—your courage could be rewarded by a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!