From Susan Hyon/Cloud of Fools Theater Company

Come early, win a free manicure!

Meet Susie, a not that smart, not that talented, not super attractive, and no longer young/cute Korean-American adoptee who identified as an actor for about 5 years when no one else really would. She could be the girl next door but she’s not white and not quite harmless—to herself or to others.

Her long lost Korean sister, Hyun Soo Jin, swoops in to the rescue with revelatory tips to beautify her outsides and create a winning personality that could change her (and your!) life forever.

Or at least for one night.